Thursday, March 1, 2012

What My Beef Is?

I typical like to use my blog to talk about really good/awesome/perky things. But today really wasn't a good day and sometimes things aren't too happy to talk about.... BUT ALAS, I know how to turn lemons into lemon drop shooters.

One of the things that I hate most in life is listening to commercials on my way to work in the morning. Having a 30 minute commute sucks, so my loving husband stepped in and got me XM Radio to solve my little commercial problem. It didn't take me too long to discover the Cosmo radio channel and the show Cocktails with Patrick. I appreciate the witty banter, the cute stories, and the host make me laugh. But my favorite thing they do is a segment on Friday's called "What Yo Beef Is?" This segment is so popular that it is impossible for me to get through and share my awesome "Beef" of the week. So I decided to share some of my life "Beefs" with all of you.

  • Commercials while I am in/near/close to/ or thinking about my car
  • Usher's song "Without U".... I absolutely despise that song.
  • People who don't make a mess while they are eating so they don't bother to get napkins... that is just arragant and nobody likes a show off.
  • Laundry... I just hate it.
  • Having cold feet, literally
  • Adults with the Justin Beiber haircut.
  • DVRing a (reality) show because I know I am going to miss it, and then seeing or reading about what happens before I see it... the worst
  • Acid washed jeans are totally annoying
  • Any Jean-Claude Van Dame or Stephen Seagal movie. Same plot we get it, but thirty years later these dudes are too old to be making action movies.



  • The Wheeeeeee pig from the Geico commercials.
  • Clemson Fans
  • Deodorant marks on clothes. I hate it when it happens to me and I feel bad when it happens to others.... this is pretty much the worst.
  • People who don't get sarcasm.
  • Tyler Perry movies.... like could there by more
  • That one piece of hair on my head that doesn't sit right.... blast that damned piece of hair
  • Seeing younger people with cooler cars then me.
  • Bread and carbs... basically they are my nemesis.
So that is what I have for now. Everybody has things that super piss you off. I am so glad to let you into all of mine